Great Website, Thanks! Keep up the great work.

Amazing Site, Thx! Keep up the great work.

I have never worked in the grocery business, but I have spent the last 20 years working in a hardware store, and your “customers suck” lists are absolutely spot on. What you wrote is so true that I fell out of my chair laughing about a dozen times! I would like to add one thing to your list: just about every day I find myself checking the store entrance to see if there is a sign posted that reads; “please leave your brain in the parking lot”. How some of these folks manage to back their cars out of the garage, let alone navigate themselves to my store is beyond my comprehension; yet I digress. Keep in mind that I don’t mind so much the folks who somehow think that they are going to find a box of nails in the paint department; no, I am talking about the idiots who WILL NOT think for themselves at any cost. How many times have I had someone literally wait 10 minutes for me while I’m finishing up with another customer so I could show them where something is in the store? I usually have to hold their hand and simply lead them around the corner to the next aisle! Honestly people, this is not rocket science, and if they would spend as much time just looking for what they came in the store for as they do waiting for me to show them, they would be in and out in half the time. I’m glad I found your site; sometimes a good laugh is the best medicine.

Dave, you are an idiot. Go fuck yourself.

This stuff is funny. I lmao so much at the customers suck page. This stuff is good.

Your customers suck pages are AMAZING! I could not disagree with a single thing you said. I have worked in retail for 4 years now and I think I am losing my mind. Being able to see that I am not the only one who is being driven mad by the idiots of the world makes me feel much better! And all the people who are saying you are just hateful and horrible obviously have never worked in retail. Thaks so much for the smiles!

tip for life:

understand it or not: you should _delete_ this website to become a more happier not disgruntled life ...

the life you have chosen is what really sucks - and this is a life online .. many people are not aware of the fact that the internet absorbs their life away or better: a LOT of their lifetime ...

why is it that people like you put their life online ? With all their thoughts ?
Is this worth do live that way ?

to me it sounds normal that a guy like you, archived here 8 years and probably more of his life, is disgruntled ...

here isnt life - here is a digital communication system - a huge databank ..

what was once a personal diary under someones pillow - unique and secret is now an open door to peoples lifes .. they sit behind the computer and put their entire life online that people can DOWNLOAD their entire life in a few seconds if they want to read it on their computer ...

computer addiction and internet addiction also leads to stress and stress leads to being disgruntled ...

just my thoughts ...

Chatting Sucks - that is indeed TRUE.

....Someone was very very angry with you....Any publicity is good publicity?

all u ppl that complain about ur jobs deserve 2 loose it.

U R DISRESPECTFUL AND SINFUL.

u JUST hate everything and everyone so negative blah blah blah shut up!!!!!!! If u really r tough enough 2 battle me check out my website i left the link bye.

Oh another thing if walmart shut down because of u and all those ppl lost jobs i guess u'd feel good walmart helps the employees 2 u suck . just stop being unproductive and uncooperative listen here i'm going to forget about this site because if i don't i'm afraid i'll turn as stupid as u and if i did i would relocate to a jungle.

U just try 2 pretend like ur so cool but ur such a loser only a loser has this much time on there hands ur a fake and completely oblivious! about the movies just stop being a prude when u urself fricken want bad music with profanity 2 be sold u have absolutely no taste.

Wal Mart DOES sell video games with M ratings. As far as I'm concerned, the M Rating is the equivalent to the Parental Advisory sticker. There is no real reason why you can sell one and not sell the other.




Video games are awesome you just are illogical and stupid contradictions happen all the time and walmart can do whatever they fricken want its up to the parents to monitor their kids not walmart u analytical retard.

The only ppl that would go along with this bizarre rant are profane pessimistic dictators like urself.


U sound like a thoughtless impulsive person who didn't even bother to contact walmart about any of this but decided to just be a attention whore instead u r stupid arrogant 2 also just stop it u only care because it was a few things think don't sell u wanted but couldn't get but the solution is contact the store or stop shoping there all 2gether not making a site like this u r def. a extremist talk about a overreaction i think ur just jealous u stupid thing u.its ok ban me i won't be comming back sorry that u r obviously a defensive person and assume the world has 2 revolve around ur thoughts and everyone has 2 operate like u i hate control freaks like u.

Wal Mart DOES sell cigarettes. Any argument you can make that cigarettes are a choice an individual makes can be compared to the same choice that someone buying explicit music makes. As long as I'm of legal age, if I want to breathe death smoke into my body or listen to lyrics that are going to steal my soul and rot my brain, it's my choice; unless I'm shopping at Wal Mart. Then I only get to have lung cancer, but can't hear bad words.

You sound really immature and obnoxious ok cigs are highly taxed it helps america and its a perfectly legal drug and cigs are sold almost everywhere ur being bias and desperete to make walmart look bad u r a total moron instead of being lazy and sitting behind ur computer doing nothing stop complaining baby and write the gov. or something about that and cigarettes are not the only thing that kills and death is inevitable everyway u control freak.

"Wal Mart DOES sell guns. Well, I know there are all kinds of legal reasons to own a rifle or a shotgun, but that doesn't mean that someone can't use those guns to kill people. I am sure some of the same people that protest the awful lyrics in a song that talk about shooting people might be a little concerned that the actual gun to shoot the people in the song may have came from Wal Mart."

Its called our right to bear arms its a constitutional right nothing wrong with guns law enforcement has it the military people can have it for fun or protection u sound like a prude with no life get over urself u aren't making a dif. ur annoying.

"Wal Mart DOES NOT sell music that contains explicit lyrics. I think anyone who has ever gotten a CD as a gift from Wal Mart has realized this. There's nothing like getting the edited or "amended" version for your birthday and getting to listen to scratch noises over any potential swear words.
Wal Mart DOES sell movies that contain swearing and nudity. Obviously they aren't selling porn here, but they do sell stand up comedy and R rated movies that do sometimes contain nudity. Hell, I've even seen the South Park movie there. "

So what I'm all for censorship its a family store.

Real cool & right on about customers! I hate customers who expect you to know fancy, unpronounceable/non-English language ingredients out of Masterchef,etc. That's what specialty stores are for, not your local supermarket.

Great site! A discussion board for others to vent would be quite entertaining, don't you think?

xD i freakin love you

wow this website is hilarious! (and im not being sarcastic) you should be like a comedian or stand up comic, you'd be good at it

you smell

Any plans for new posts soon? This site is hilarious!

Many of your rants are valid. Many of your rants are mediocre. And a few of your rants just make me want to yell at the monitor "Do some damn research, chucklehead!" then you would know why, instead of wallowing in cluelessness.

its about fucking time that someone put into writing the bullshit that we "the brve few" have to go through on a daily basis. ive worked in a fuel servo the last 4.5 years and i can honestly say that theres nothing i havent heard before.

you missed a good movie in "Idiocracy".

Yo great Site.. I worked at a service station for 6 years and Customers and there sadistick ways of blaming me for every little inconveneience "Including Petrol Price" Near drove me to jumping off a bridge... Bastards... aniways if anione is interested http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=50443117839

DF! How have you been?

Just wanted to say BIG Thank You for this site. I've been in retail for almost 20 years and the stories on this site do give me a chance to laugh at peoples stupidity instead of wanting to choke the living sh%$ out of them.

GOD DISAPPROVES OF YOUR DOINGS

this page is boring homeslice

This is too F***ing funny, and too F***ing true!!!!!!!!! I will say you hit the nail on the head. I swear i told my child if i ever act like these fools please smack me and remind me what its like to be on the other side.

"Customers suck" is so fucking funny, I work in retail here in London and its exactly the same. Spot on! Shared pain hurts less ))

And for you motherfuckers who never experienced this shit, keep your mouth shut, this site ain't for you....

I love your site. I came across it when I was doing some research on a Wal-Mart story. Very interesting and I absolutely plan to stop by more often and check out your new content. I'm going to check out Lisa's page as well. Thanks!

I stumbled upon this website when I googled "falling star superstitions". I'm glad I did, haha. I'll definately be coming here a few times a week. I love the way you laid out this website by the way ...

Your website is awesome, it keeps me sane everyday in shop at school.
Here's to you. =]

... Are people stupid? The site is called DISGRUNTLEDhuman.com. Customers do suck ass... I'm working retail and I think everyone should work retail for at least a year to learn some common sense.

Customers are stupid from CA coast to tip of Maine. Granted there are a few smart ones.

Veggie Pizzas have cheese on because I'm a vegetarian and not a vegan.

HTTP:// WWW.MYHOURSSUCK.COM!!

HEY!!! You guys would like this site-- for people whose hours suck-
It's called MyHoursSuck.com

Please check it out, set up a personal page, join the forums, chats- has job listing and everything.
BRAND new site- check it out, tell your friends. http://www.myhourssuck.com

Seriously now, your site is in the simpliest form quite gay. Such as most people are saying on here, You just seem like a little bitch. honestly bitch, bitch here, bitch, bitch there. You remind me of the grumpy elderly Customers who to to WM, who bitch b/c all the electric carts are taken. Im going to take a guess but im certain you shop at WM since you seem to know it all. Also for the employees on this guest sign up. Instead of complaining about being treated like shit by management. Then do what you suppose to do and speak to your Market Manager if you feel he does not care then call corporate at 479-273-4000 and tell the operator you would like to speak with human resources. Also about you not being able to buy c.d.'s that are parental advised. This is because WM is what you call a family store, if the store was to carry these types of c.d.'s then church groups would be doing the same thing you do "Whine"

rob
youre the one using internet explorer
so the loser is provavally prevalant in this one
youre the guy goin on websites bitchin about em
thats just as bad as someone making one that was crappy.
but this one isnt crappy.
so stfu
keep on tricking DH

You suck ' and so does your website.
Your a damn winer yourself and your probably gay !

no doubt a Wlmart Greeter or some other loser sucking knob to keep his job lol

I know. I hate it when I am at my job and people make me do the work I am paid to do. It's like, I know I am the bus driver but why do people expect me to drive them in my bus!!! omg!

This website is so fun to read, i work at a deli in a Woolworths shopping centre and i get so much of this crap from customers... they're so stupid, and get pissed at me because we are out of something, because it is my fault i dont have some Mild Hungarian Shaved Salami at the moment. Also little things they do piss me off so bad, especially nearing the end of a 9 hr shift, like when instead of taking the time to look for what they want they ask me if we have it, and usually its right in front of them. Or when they order something and dont give any details, like "Oh, ill get just a handfull of the leg ham", now people have different sized hands and a handfull could mean anything from 100g to 500g (which is usually what i can grab), and 50% of the food we sell is ham and you expect me to know exactly what one you want and if its shaved or sliced, and then act surprised when i ask you which ham you would like out of our long range of hams because it is so unbelieveble that there is more than one kind... I could go on for quite a few pages listing things that piss me off that cutomers seem to always do but you have done that for me, so thank you and go to hell you stupid customers (Not the 5% who know what they want and arent too picky on the price).

WAKE UP PEOPLE READING THIS BLOG!!!

Wal Mart IS NOT the problem!!! Wal Mart is only an unfair target from small minded groups like this site, If Wal Mart followed the wishes of this group, K-Mart and Target would be just as big over night with less competition, thus the American public will lose more money to big business.

So please disregard any trash mail from any group bashing Wal Mart as the sole problem of why things are not made in the USA like the 1980's I dont think any reasonable person with a brain cant see that fact!

WAKE UP PEOPLE READING THIS BLOG!!!

Wal Mart is only picked on because they are the largest chain, Why is this site only picking on Wal Mart?????
(Hmmmm Good question Huh?) No Wake Up Target / Sears / K-Mart / J.C Penny / Costco / WHY???????

This sad excuse for a web site offers NOTHING on what they think Wal Mart SHOULD be doing, NO... Just a lot of complaining!

They refer back to the 1980's, DUH!!!! this is not 1980! you can no longer buy a new car for under $10K and interest rates on a house are no longer 21% either SO WHATS YOUR POINT!!!

DO YOU BELIEVE THIS?? If today Wal Mart took the advice of web sites like this, that It fix all the problems with US jobs, and unfair trade problems with all the export countries?

If Wal Mart TODAY in one swoop followed all the wishes of this web site and ONLY carried products made in the USA, the store would empty! and all it would accomplish is people would no longer shop at Wal Mart, and buy much more at Target and K-Mart. SO TELL ME how is Wal Mart responsible for this?

I guess Wake Up Wal Mart figures it would just be better to see the chain go under and put 10's of thousands of people out of work all over the USA just to add to the problem (GOOD THINKING!)

TRUE Wal Mart is not perfect, and it has many thousands of employees, with thousands of managers, so no kidding!, I'm sure like in ANY big corporation you can find some things that are not handled correctly ALL THE TIME!, So again, WHATS YOUR POINT (if you have one) Im sure you could find just as many stories about any big corporation, But thats not as much fun as picking on Wal Mart, is it?

"Let me tell you right now that I don't really give a shit about your problems with Wal Mart." Could you be any more narcissistic?

I get sucked a lot at work and happen to enjoy Walmart. This is where I work-mostly.

Happy Birthday! Sorry it's a day late but I completely forgot about it yesterday. I hope you had a great one.

Curtis

You are so inspiring.