January 22, 2007
I know, the first month of 2007 is over half done and I’m just welcoming it in and all, but let’s be fair here… I didn’t know if it was going to stick around or not. I’m not going to commit to 2007 until I’m sure it’s going to stick around for a while. I think it’s pretty safe it will so now it’s official… welcome 2007.
The weather has finally become more winter like here for us. We have had to suffer almost two inches of snow now, which is horrible. Well, honestly that is a blessing up in these parts considering that it is snowing, icing and blowing pretty much everywhere else. Even California has gotten in on the winter scene. You know what I think about that shit, if they want to steal our cheese and run commercials on TV about being the cheese state then they can have the weather that comes with it. You’re not the cheese state California; you’re the orange state or something, although all your shit is freezing now so you’re not really that either.
Well, what have I been doing in my absence of the first 20 odd days of this year? I’ve been steadily going through all of my emails and deleting all of my spam. I’ve been thinking about spam and you know, it’s kind of nice to get spam once in a while. I hardly ever get anything but the odd joke from my friends in email but the spammers… they really care. The spammers want me to lose weight, get a good house loan, and have a 24 hour erection... I mean come on; if that’s not caring I don’t know what is. None of my friends care about any of that. The spammers are determined too, they keep telling me what they want to do for me. They want to make me a lean mean fucking machine… and isn’t that what resolutions are for?