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March 09, 2006
Things I’ve Learned in the Last Week
If I have a dream and there is a helicopter in it, the helicopter will crash.
Sometimes you just have to go for it.
Wanting to do something and actually doing it are two totally different things.
I really fucking want that new 2006 convertible blue Mustang that was at Ford when I got my oil changed.
There’s a difference between a job and a career.
Once you pop, you can indeed stop. Especially if you’re eating nasty shit like Pringles.
Eleven years is a long goddamned time for anything, more so if it’s a job you don’t like.
I can’t wait for March 31st this year.
Death is inevitable, life is preventable.
Wal Mart lets people set up beggars booths outside of their stores just so those people can bug the shit out of me.
Did I mention I want that Mustang?
Education is vital to your future and your success.
I’m so sick of retail I don’t even enjoy shopping… well; I never did really enjoy that anyway.
Some places of employment take their workers for granted and expect way more out of them than they should.
Beavis & Butthead still make me laugh after all of these years.
Variety is the spice of life, but I prefer Lawry’s Seasoned Salt.
Winter is a cruel bitch that just won’t let go… she’s like a psycho girlfriend.
Gas prices change for no reason other than greed.
A 30 mile round trip is too far to drive for a job that doesn’t pay you as well as you think you deserve.
Being able to sleep for more than two hours at a time does wonders for someone.
Sometimes it feels so good to not care anymore.
When life hands you lemons, make some lemonade and then piss in it.
Whenever you can’t think of something solid to write, just make a list and people will think you actually tried.
Posted by Dave at March 9, 2006 06:51 PM