- Listen, Watch... Learn
- The Post With No Name
- Let’s play catch-up shall we?
- Death of the Mustang
- The Fog is Lifting
- Dust in Your Ear
- Did I Forget to Mention???
- Another Dollar, well, lots of Dollars
- Another Dell?
- As You Can Tell…
- Go Text Yourself…
- Ok Strikers, Get Back to Work
- What’s On Your I-Pod??
- Let the Begging Begin
- An Open Letter to Subway…
- October Means…
- Childrens Do Learn
- I Feel Like Rodney Dangerfield
- Warning: This Blog Was Made in China
- Who Let August in Here?
- Yeah, Something Came Up
- I Think It's Finished
- Lucas With the Lid Off
- I Did it Again
- It’s Independence Day
- My Car Stereo is Half Done…
- Working on a Saturday?
- Head On… Apply Directly to the Forehead… Head On
- We Interrupt This Program…
- Busy as One of Those Stupid Insects That Sting You When You Smash its Hive
- Happy Easter and All That
- I’m Going on a Hunger Strike
- A Whole Year?
- To Vista or Not to Vista
- Damn You Big Mac
- A Taurus for a Scorpio
- Before I Was So Rudely Interrupted
- Damn Groundhog…
- 2007… In
- 2006… Out
- MC From a DH
- Wow, I Didn’t Even Prepare a Speech
- Have Yourself a Twisted Christmas
- 10 Items or Less
- Turkey Day is Upon Us
- Where Were We?
- When Will it Be Over??
- It’s Too Soon…
- And on the 7th Day He Posts…
- Keepin’ it Real
- Whoa, a Whole 8 Days?
- Another Month Down…
- So I Did It…
- It’s September Already?
- Where Have I Been?
- Ring the Sirens
- Hey, You’re Crazy Bitch, but…
- It's Hot... Nuff Said
- MySpace... Oooh
- A Bad Case of Blogaritis
- I Used to Work at Hardee’s
- If You Only Buy One Hip Hop Album This Year
- Click It, Ticket, or Fuck It…
- HATE LIST
- Paper or Plastic?
- I’d Rather Shit at Home
- So I Lied… Again
- A New Day
- I No Longer Have To...
- Quitting
- 3 Days and Counting
- It Maybe Could Possibly Happen Tomorrow
- 11 Years Down, 12 Days to Go
- More Than Enough
- Killing it Softly
- Things I’ve Learned in the Last Week
- Good Riddence February
- 2 Years Already?
- I’ll Take the Money Instead
- Today’s Recipe: Groundhog Stew
- Shut Up and Listen to Me
- Show Me the Money… Well at Least My Money
- What's Old is New Again
- Friday the Umpteenth
- The End of 2005
- Christmas & the Seven Deadly Sins
- 10 Days and Counting
- Damn You December
- The Blackest Friday
- No Starvin' Marvin, That's My Pot Pie
- Oh Look, I Can Myspace Now
- Let's Do the Twist
- Tornadoes in November
- Dollar, Dollar Bill Y’all
- Hella-Ween
- Where are My DVD's?
- I’ve Been Busy, So Sue Me
- Time For Some Changes
- Hey, That's Not My Baby
- Holy Shit, it’s October
- It’s Over
- Let's Spend My Money
- Two Days Off and Still Hella Tired
- Fifty Hours Down
- Did MC Serch Post a Message on My Boards?
- Fork in My Eye or Watch Rita Cosby... Tough Choice
- Katrina & the Waves
- My Every So Often Entry
- Three Days Off
- Oh Look, it's August Already
- Gone For 15 days... and Not Even on Vacation
- In the News
- Burnt Out With a Capital B
- Can't it Ever Just Rain?
- Thank you Willis Haviland Carrier
- It's Fucking Insane
- Early Mornings?
- This Could Get Interesting
- School to the Max
- Shitting at Work
- In Defense of Michael Jackson
- And You Thought I Didn't Post Before
- Idolize This
- Ha Ha Georgia... you got Punk'd
- New Month, New Look
- Rain + Cold = DAMMIT
- My Name Is...
- Where There's Smoke...
- Where Is It?
- Damn You Clocksucker
- It's Summer Temporarily
- Easter Schmeaster
- Going Postal
- Ten Years
- She Told Me to Walk This Way
- Kitty Cat Hunting
- Let's Sue Wal Mart
- Poor Martha
- The Top 20
- It's Done
- Apparently I'm Retarded
- That's Pathetic
- Twenty Years
- Why I Don't Type LOL
- So I'm at Work...
- Back to Work and Shit
- Poor Jessica Miles
- No Need to Floss
- Spongebob is Gay
- The Dot Info Saga Continues
- No More Late Fees
- Who Wants to Run the Projector?
- It's My Lucky Day
- Patiently Waiting
- My New Calendar
- The Year in Review
- Call Me Nostradamus
- OK, Where's Santa?
- Seriously, I Hate People
- It's Here
- Sick of It
- Fuck, We're Getting Sued
- B Flat
- The Feeling's Mutual
- Snow Job
- So Anyway
- Saving Private Ryan from Righteous Assholes
- Here Comes Santa Clause
- Encore
- The Wal Mart Woes
- Next up; Civil War 2005
- Vote or Die
- Tornado Watches and Snow
- Fuck Halloween
- Four Days Off
- It's Armageddon in Wisconsin
- Dot Info
- A Better Mousetrap
- Fuck Fall
- Cold Fronts
- Daddy, why's the Street Melting?
- Wheel of Bullshit
- God Hates Florida
- Friday is finally here
- Dollar Days to the Rescue
- Job Hunting
- Just What I wanted to do on Saturday
- Three Years
- Parachute? Oh Shit
- There She Blows
- Why Bother?
- VCR #9
- It's been a little while
- Day Six
- Day Five
- Day Four
- Day Three
- Day Two
- Day One
- Dat's Right Beeches
- The X-Box Factor
- Who thought that shit up?
- Painting sucks
- Wet Paint
- Where the fuck did July go?
- The gap is closing
- Another weekend...fucked
- Sticky not so sweet
- Damn short weekends
- Hits and shit
- My 15 minutes
- Scratch and Sniff This
- Inventory and Idiots
- Month 7
- Let's blow shit up
- A little more
- Rampant Rantings
- Damn, I've been there
- A Fishing Story
- A Day in the Sun
- Ch-Check It Out
- Storm Free Night
- Observations from the field
- I Am Cartman
- June Already?
- Well, which is it?
- It's Golden
- You Gashole
- Now with less carbs
- Cancel that
- And away we go
- Skittle me this...
- May my ass
- Four Letter Words
- That Tangy Zip of Cinco de Mayo
- I Made it
- What Weekend?
- Who's Responsible for this Shit?
- What ever happened to ring?
- What the Cell?
- It's Earth Day or something like that...
- Something Wicked This Way Comes
- AOL Sucks too
- Fuck me... Windows Me that is
- Jesus came back for a chocolate bunny
- Take that ya floppy ear bastard
- How does that work?
- Belated April Fool's Day
- If you're going to make a scene, make it a good one
- MOVING IS ALWAYS FUN
- Back home, finally
- Patiently waiting for whatever comes next
- Change is good, but cash is still better
- Spring, you have three days to show up
- LOOK... WE'RE ALL COLORFUL AGAIN
- GSN... What is it, Global Shitty News?
- Shit can happen
- NEXT ON MARTHA STEWART LIVING... CAKES WITH FILES IN THEM
- Oh look, it snowed again... and again... and again
- WANT YOUR ASS SUPERSIZED?
- It's a bird, it's a plane... it's Super Tuesday
- And the winner is... ah, who cares?
- Hey February, Leap on this
- Damn you computer viruses
- IT'S KITCHEN FRESH DAMMIT
- Why are all these people in Wal Mart on a Sunday?
- Replacing the melted snow
- I'm Melting
- BARBIE KICKS KEN TO THE CURB
- Friday the 13th vs. Valentine's
- In case you didn't know it, I hate winter
- Screw this job, I'm going on vacation
- IS IT FLOWER AND CANDY TIME ALREADY?
- Shhhh, I'm driving here
- The Booby Lawsuit
- Ricin Krispies, WMD & a Breast
- WEAPONS OF MASS ATTRACTION
- Give me 12" (of snow) and make it hurt...
- Friday the -30... Brrrrrrrrr!!
- Fuck Mars, I'd rather have a Snickers
- Wisconsin winter can suck my snowballs
- It's a Brand New Day, well a new blog anyway
- Congratulations, it's an idiot... just like you
- Fight the Power
- Reality Bites
- You Fucking Pussies
- It's OK, I had Subway for Lunch
- If I'm not bitching, I'm not happy...
- I Lost My Winning Lottery Ticket... Sike!
- Donuts & Balls Make For a Great Valentines Day
- Cartman's on Atkin's
- Ephedra Bad... Cigarettes Good
- Hey, who pissed in the fridge?
- Happy, screw you too, New Year
- Vioxx and Viagra make a dandy Eggnog
- Michael Jackson has Mad Cow Syndrome
- Dave & the Fat Man
- Merry, um Happy Chraunakwanzis...
- What a weekend
- Oh My God, They Killed Kenny
- Saddam Hussein Captured Hiding out as Mall Santa
- Merry, Snowy, Cold Ass Christmas
- God Bless John Deere
- It's Gettin Hot in Here
- I said Mayo Dammit
- It's Not the Gun, it's the Video Game
- I Went to Wal-Mart But All I Got Was Trampled
- Weathermen Suck
- Have some turkey... ya bastard
- A Winter Wonderland... For Me to Poop On
- Smile and Say Cheese
- Molester Trumps Murderer
- Condoms and Hepatitis
- Now I'm Pissed Off
- Everything that has a beginning has an end
- Dodge This
- Sundays suck
- Goddamn that DJ made my day
- Last day to be 29
- You got the White Stuff
- It's Official... get off my lawn you bastards
- Feels Like Friday
- Goddamn Leaves
- A New Day
- That a bedspread in your pocket?
- It's September 10th
- Word to the Third
- Don't Call Us, We Won't Call You
- Oh Roy
- Damn, there goes another
- Another month
- You look different
- It's a Nyquil Night
- Damn Turtles
- I've got gas
- Waiter, there's a tooth in my soup
- Holy Hurricane Batman
- Yoko Oh No
- Remember This: Family Guy Rules
- Trick or Treat
- Tips, Tricks & Bitches... featuring Snoop Dogg
- Back to school fuckers!!
- Holiday Weekend, Fuck Mars
- Back to Work
- Southern Hospitality
- Saturday, August 16
- Wednesday, August 13
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- Tuesday, August 5
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