Thursday, October 3

Woke up this morning, and there was a new message on my cable box. When you get a message on the box, you have to go into the menu and select message and hit enter to read it.

Guess what the message was?

It was a message telling us how to get our messages from the cable box. What the fuck?

Who in the hell thought of this? If I know how to get my messages, then WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED INSTRUCTIONS? And if I don’ t know how to get them, the message isn’t going to do me any good, BECAUSE I WOULDN’T KNOW HOW TO GET IT!! And these are the same people that make out my bill.