Woke up this morning around 1am to hear loud bangs outside and some punk teenagers talking. When I looked outside I noticed that the mailbox was missing. Now this is not some cheapo mailbox, it’s one of those heavy duty Rubbermaid all in one boxes. So it was not where it belonged, although I did spot it in the yard. I called the police and got to stand in my yard at 1:30am and talk to them and retrieve my mailbox. Don’t you just love teenagers? My only sense of satisfaction in this whole thing is knowing that they are probably a couple of worthless loser teenage boys that have no future in life. They probably are either neglected or abused at home and will be in jail by the time they are 18. They will never have a decent job and probably spend the rest of their ignorant loser lives in and out of the slammer, and living off welfare when they aren’t in jail.
Welfare.
My tax dollars.
Fuck.