Are You a Loser?

There are many different people in this world. There are different races, different cultures, different beliefs etc... There is one thread that brings us all together a little closer. We all have our share of losers. It is one of the things that transcends cultures. In case you are worried that you may be a loser, use this handy list to see if you have any of these traits.

Your imaginary friend won't even talk to you.

Your cats seem to like you - all 42 of them.

You've dressed like a Star Wars character... and it was nowhere near Halloween.

Cheating on your girlfriend means you’re using your other hand tonight.

You learned all the moves so you can dance just like N Sync.

You've seen Lord of the Rings 147 times... this week.

You always refer to water as H2O, and then remind us what that stands for.

Hey Bucky, horn rimmed glasses went out in the early 60's.

You're as smart as Bill Gates, but without those sexy billions.

You tried to get a job at a daycare so you could watch Dora the Explorer without anyone getting suspicious.

A prostitute tells you - "Let's just be friends."

You always get the last word, usually because you're talking to yourself.

You've attempted suicide 45 times... see you can't even get that right.

You really read Playboy just for the articles.

You think America's Funniest Home Videos has lost its edge since Bob Saget isn't on there anymore.

You claim to have been abducted by aliens, although people that know you assume you shoved that probe up your ass yourself.

You play fighting games on your PS2 alone with both controllers so you can always win.