December 28, 2008
What Happened to Christmas?
You know, you drink heavily and pass out and I swear, Christmas just flies by. Of course I have been extremely busy so I saw Christmas coming and I just let it go by. I finished my shopping this year on the 22nd, which means that I was done before Christmas Eve, although I did make the mistake of going to the store that day and finding out how many fuckers do actually wait until the very last minute.
Once again I received clothes, because I’m at that age where I’d have to be retarded to receive toys. That is why I hang with people with kids, because then I can play with their toys and pretend like I’m just being nice to the kids.
What else is keeping me busy aside from this holiday stuff and the daily snow we get that needs to be shoveled? Websites. I finished my school classes a week or so ago, more than in time and I passed both classes with very nice grades which will give me the reimbursements that I so desire from work. So I ended up building a website for a friend that needed one and I got the bug back to work on the sites again. I am starting with the 3rd Bass website because I feel it is the one that needs the most attention at the moment. I have some major plans over there, and it’s finally nice to see some of that coming to light.
What sucks is that I was off Wednesday, Thursday and Friday last week with pay for Christmas, and now I have to go back to work tomorrow. It’s so hard to get back into work after being off for so many days. I mean seriously, I have to put on pants tomorrow? What the fuck? Another fun fact is that I have a major deadline of noon tomorrow to have everything transmitted, so I will be going in earlier than I normally do… most likely 5am, if not a little bit earlier than that. I guess it all depends on when I wake up. That’s the other thing, I haven’t had to hear that annoying ass alarm clock for five days, and now I have to. Now I don’t sleep until noon or anything but it is so nice to just wake up on your own and not have to listen to that screeching noise to wake me up.
Oh well, I guess look on the bright side, I will be out of work much earlier than normal too. Then I can come home and take a nap and start some homework for my upcoming classes. Fuckin’ Awesome.
December 09, 2008
Jessica Miles… Really?
So tonight I’m sitting here pretty bored because I am supposed to be doing homework that will count for a large proportion of my grade and I am doing everything but that. Hey, in my defense it is way too late to be doing shit like homework. So I did something I haven’t done for a long time, I looked at my website stats and looked at what is bringing people to my site.
The number one search string that bring people to my website this month… Jessica Miles. I don’t run a fan site for her, I honestly don’t even watch KSTP much anymore because I just don’t turn the TV on in the morning anymore.
All I ever did was write a blog post back in January 2005 about her because before she got a desk job she was the poor grunt girl at the news station and they would send her out to every shitty location to report on the news. It’s not like I built a shrine or ‘the ultimate Jessica Miles website’ or anything like that. I can’t believe a 4 year old post is getting that many hits. Unless… Jessica, are you googling yourself?
Here’s a news story for you. Why Dave isn’t going to pass his classes… because he’s wasting time posting another blog. (Actually if you see how often I post, this is a newsworthy item)
December 03, 2008
Look at Me & My Stupid Bluetooth Headset
You know, when cell phones first started becoming popular but were still not something everyone had, people would rip on them and the people that owned them. I’m sure I was one of them ripping on people with cell phones and calling them names like Zack Morris or Doctor or stupid prick on his fucking cell phone. You know what I’m talking about right? See, I’m a people person as I’m sure you’ve gathered by now.
Well now I’ve got myself a cell phone, in fact I’ve had one for quite some time now. I like my cell so much I don’t even have a landline anymore. I guess I figured that as long as people annoy me, I might as well let them just annoy me wherever I go. There’s nothing more exciting than trying to take a shit and answering a phone call. Usually when that happens I try to tell them some elaborate lie so they will say something like “you’re full of shit” and then I can say… well not for long.
Anyway, on to the newest bunch of stupid shit that technology has brought us… the Bluetooth headset. I do not have one, and I do not plan on having one either. Unlike the cell phone, this is one piece of plastic that I can do without. I don’t even get on that high horse calling people losers and shit that are walking around talking to their tiny ear attached phone. I only have one problem with the Bluetooth headset… I can no longer tell who the assholes are from the crazy bastards. You see, before this craze came along, if I saw someone walking down the street talking to themselves, I knew this person was crazy and I should perhaps side step. Now I see someone walking along talking to themselves and waving their arms all around, I have to first check out their ears before I make such a bold assumption. Oh no, this guy isn’t a retard; he’s talking on his headset… so in actuality he is a retard.