November 03, 2004
Next up; Civil War 2005
Well, it's the day after and I think it's rather obvious who will win it; which I guess is good that Bush will finally win a seat in the White House. I wonder if he will run again in 2008 since technically he didn't get voted in back in 2000... I smell a loophole. So last night I was dead ass tired and I think I went to sleep somewhere around 10 or even before, which is kind of sad considering that I'm off work today. The good news in all of that is that I missed the endless guessing, er coverage of the all niters on the television making their predictions on who was going to take it this year. Of course now it's obvious who is going to take it, the American people... right up the ass. So I didn't watch all night mostly because I was sleeping but also because although there are solid numbers involved, there is also a lot of guessing and agendas at hand. This morning when I woke up and turned on the TV and watched a little of this bullshit I was entitled to this. I turned on both FOX and MSNBC news channels to see both of them saying Bush had 269 electoral votes and Kerry had 238. Then I switched over to CNN and CBS and they were saying Bush had 254 and Kerry had 252 and I'm wondering if someone's fact checker was taking a nap in the backroom. The only good thing about this election is that Kerry conceded to Bush the day after and we didn't have a month long court battle. Guess it's back to the ketchup kitchen for him. So now that it's all over and the election was so close, almost a 50/50 kind of deal, there is only one way to go from here... civil war.
Other than how close the election was, I also heard how divided that this country is on Bush. Half the people hate him and the other half are idiots. I mean high on their horse Christians? well I guess idiots explain it. So the only way we are going to cleanse ourselves and get our government back on the right track is a civil war. That's my prediction before the next four years are over. I think that Michael Moore will rally most of Hollywood and most of the music industry and they will grab as many able bodied Democrats as they can and then they will divide the country in two. I just wonder how they are going to divide it. I mean if they go down the middle from North to South along the Mississippi, then you will either have to deal with the hurricane side or the earthquake/wildfire side. Then again if you divided across then you'd have the North and South sides and one side would be nice and warm most of the time and the other would be ice cold most of the time. Then there are all the national monuments that will have to be divided up. There's the Statue of Liberty, the Washington and Lincoln Memorials, Mount Rushmore, the St. Louis Arch and so on and so forth. It's going to be like one big messy divorce; with guns. Just like a marriage gone wrong in Alabama.
Posted by Dave at November 3, 2004 10:49 AM