August 17, 2004
Well, day two of my vacation I woke up earlier than I would have liked to. I ended up going out of town for the day. There was quite a bit of fog out there this morning. I noticed that even though I am going 5 miles over the speed limit when it's so foggy out that you can see probably two semi lengths in front of you, that other idiots seem to think they still need to pass me. What the fuck is that about? It really sucks because even if they lose their way and fly off the road I'm probably not going to get to see it because it's so damn foggy out. Driving in the fog really doesn't bother me much because I don't worry much about my own driving. I worry about the other dumb motherfuckers that are out there attempting to drive. I don't need some 16 year old bitch that is talking on the cell with her right hand and smoking a cigarette with her left running into me because "oh my god, did Tina really say that? Oh my god!!". Don't need it. I also don't need some 90 year old cocksucker hitting me because he miscalculated a foot for two car lengths. Yes, I love sharing the road with all of these dumb bastards; can't you tell?
Last night I watched Kill Bill Volume 1, and now Volume 2 is sitting on the entertainment cabinet just begging to be watched. Therefore I am going to abandon my computer early tonight and see how much blood can be spilled on my second day of vacation. Tomorrow's project: install a door. Where the fuck is Bob Vila when you need him?
Posted by Dave at August 17, 2004 08:43 PM