April 22, 2004
It's Earth Day or something like that...
It's Earth Day. What did you get for the Earth today? Nothing? You selfish bastards. Unlike some of the fanatics out there, I did not plant a tree or anything along those lines. I think that is so cliche to do. I decided to take Earth Day a little more personal and I figured that I would help out the planet by helping eliminate some extra methane gas from the atmosphere. That's right, I didn't fart today. Don't laugh, sacrifices like this take preperation (possibly of the H variety when I finally let loose) and planning. I had to avoid all Mexican foods yesterday, spicy items and carbs of any kind. Thanks to my personal sacrifice the good people of Earth will be able to live an extra .0000435 seconds before the Earth explodes from methane emissions.
Ah, Friday is upon us finally. It has been a long week of sorts and I am looking forward to the weekend. Of course the weather is probably not going to cooporate but I guess I will live through it all. Of course it could always be worse. We could be getting snow, or even tornadoes. Since this is Wisconsin, both of those are possible in the same day.
Posted by Dave at April 22, 2004 09:26 PM