April 13, 2004
Jesus came back for a chocolate bunny
Last week I was off on Wednesday and I had planned on going out to the driving range so I could hit a few golf balls. That never happened because it had to fucking rain (of course). Tomorrow though is a totally different story. It is going to be damn near 70 degrees tomorrow and beautiful. If that actually pans out then I will be out on the range hitting a few dozen golf balls and seeing how many swings it takes to feel the burn in my shoulders and back once again. Hey, it only hurts the first few weeks right?
I see that Jesus did indeed resurrect on Easter; at least at the movie theater. The Passion of the Christ rose to the number one spot again as all the religious people that are supposed to be celebrating his resurrection decided they wanted to go the the movies and watch him die all over again. Can't you people just color eggs and eat chocolate like the rest of us?
I was looking through an old Enquirer or one of those trash mags at work and they had an article about the Passion and then next to it they had a contest and 100 lucky winners would get a necklace with the nail on it... you know the nail that they nailed Jesus up with. Who the hell would want that? I don't see that as any testement of your faith. Hey look, I'm styling over here with my Jesus Nail necklace. Personally I think the cross itself is somewhat sadistic and I have never understood why the Christians looked upon the cross as a symbol of their religion. Jesus was nailed to a cross to die, the cross is no different than a gun or knife or electric chair. It was a means of death, nothing more. Everytime I drive by a church, there is a giant cross upon the top. If Jesus had been executed by a firing squad, would there be a gun on top of your church?
I guess all I'm trying to say is happy belated Easter, now eat your goddamn jelly beans and leave me alone.
Posted by Dave at April 13, 2004 09:29 PM